January 2012
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Favorite Quotes Saved On My IPhone in 2011
“He looks like a chupacabra that wants to be Morissey.”
“Shitler. How is that not a more commonly used term?”
“You can’t beer bong your own ass!”
“Is that her reaction to being told her friend was pregnant? Can you imagine what you would say if I told you I was pregnant?? I’d say - are you asking for a ride?”
“I’m so...