September 2009
14 posts
I think that I’m going to try to pre-make my meals so I have lunch and dinner ready for the week, in an attempt to save time and money. This will probably work for about 1 day.
Also attempting a daily to-do/ loose itinerary list, so I can try being productive in my off time, this will probably last until I realize that I’d just rather be napping and that “I’ve totally...
"I dont think I ever did anything that intense in...
My brother was in two fencing tournaments this weekend and he won both against people from Baltimore and Philly. UMBC was there. He beat them. He beat his coach, too.
If anyone is interested in fencing or hearing my brother scream ‘YEAH!’ or “shhhhhhIT!’ There’s an all night fence-a-thon October 16th and he wants support btwn 2-8am @ Chesapeake Fencing Club in...
Where Is Brittany's Doodle? →
here or hidden in a corner in the Baltimore City Paper. YAY
i know the answer to the first one
littleheat:
-How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? -I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in. - I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. -The only time I look forward to a red light is when I’m trying to finish a text.
- Answering the same letter...
I Need:
-storage that looks nice (and a lot of it).
-to find my lost SIms3 cd and my cellphone/computer adapter.
-to satiate shopping urges. i cant wait to start christmas shopping. too early? never.
-to buy real groceries
thanks willy for shitmydadsays.
its like an almost daily dose of dad.
shitmydadsays“The worst thing you can be is a liar….Okay fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but THEN, number two is liar. Nazi 1, Liar 2”
Mac Is a Serial Killer
Frank: That serial killer killed another woman last night. It says he's targeting young, attractive blondes.
Dee: Okay, that's it. I'm not closing the bar by myself anymore.
Dennis: Why? What are you worried about?
Charlie: I don't think you have anything to worry about. You don't fit the description.
Dee: I fit the description.
Dennis: No, no, no. Young....attractive...you don't...
Charlie: Well, first of all, you're too big, Dee. You're like-
Dennis: You're like a female Larry Bird.
Charlie: There ya go.
Dennis: There's too much of you.
Dee: There's not too much of me!
Dennis: He would never finish the job.
Dee: He'd get the job done!
Charlie: He'd spend the whole night hacking and sawing...
Dennis: And he still wouldn't be done. He'd open his box of tools and he would say, 'What tools am I gonna use now?'
Dee: He could use his normal tools on me!
Charlie: He's gonna look at that pile of bones and flesh and say...
Dennis: 'How many people have I murdered tonight?!'
Charlie: 'How is this just one person?!'
